I laughed so hard I was almost crying:
Alright, ok... alright... I'm laughing again, so gimme a sec...
Alright. So, Wasilla, Alaska, has no fire department... no school system... no social services at all. And the mayor can only describe her job as signing checks once a week and holding staff meetings.
Well, golly gee, heck and darn, that sure does make Ms. Palin qualified to be governor of the state! Oh, well, maybe it doesn't. What's that you say? OH! She's not trying to be governor, she's the Republican nominee for VICE-FRICKIN'-PRESIDENT!!!! SCHWEEEEEEEEET!!! I'll feel safer knowing that, if they win, she'll be just one heartbeat of a 72-year-old with recurrent bouts of skin cancer away from being the single most powerful person in the world.
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